Briefing: Employees - Part Two

Hipster Douche - 99 out of every 100 GameStop employees. Not a single chance that he's giving it up. He knows the street date and you are but dirt beneath his Chuck Taylors. Better alternatives to dealing with this guy include: self-castration, self-fileting and suicide.

Pretentious Manager - He checks his name tag as many times as he checks to make sure you're not stealing things. Like the Hipster Douche, he knows that he is better than you - but he has the promotion to prove it. Just go mix some Drain-O into your dinner before you deal with this cunt.

Bubbly Girl - Either still in school or fresh out of it. She couldn't be more happy to let you see her bright, shining face. It may be necessary to snap your fingers in front of her face to wake her from a trance if you slip up and use a word with more syllables than the name of the store she works in.

Part-time Associate, Full-Time thug - He doesn't know who you are, what you want or why - and he couldn't possibly care any less. His shift is almost over and he's finna get drunk thanna mufuck.

Bro - Flip-flops. Torn jeans. And his messy hair comes from the frayed-brim cap he's been wearing since 2003. He'd totally love to help you out but he has to ask his manager. Unless you find one with enough arrogance to exercise autonomy, you're shit out of luck, brosephus.